Favorite 'One Liners'

[Mrs M]

Class.

Andre Preview 😀

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Mrs SD when summing up her (long ago) teenage years:

"No money and *hit sex!"

Neither anything to do with me.

 

[simongt]

One from a late uncle; no idea as to it's origin, but I still use it - !
'Don't you look at me in that tone of voice - !'

 

[Low Gear Guy]

Overheard at the supermarket- I would use the self service checkout but there is no one there to help.

 

[Domus]

Life, don't talk to me about life.

 

[captain nemo1701]

'Its not the age, its the mileage'
Indy to Marion in ROLA

Scotty's engineering advice, after sabotaging the USS Excelsior by removing a tiny microchip from its warp drive controls:
'The more you overthink the plumbing the easier it is to stop up the drain'

 

[rvw]

"Nobody's perfect." Last line of Some like it hot.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

his looks are perfect for radio

 

[Supersuperleeds]

He's got a face only a mother could love.

 

[Profpointy]

"I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order"

They played the Grieg concerto on radio 3 and at the end the presenter just said "Rubbish!" with no explanation and moved on to the next track. I wondered how many people younger than mid 50s would have got the reference.

 

[Profpointy]

He had Van Goch's ear for music

 

[Ming the Merciless]

As mad as a bag of frogs

 

[Ming the Merciless]

On hearing that a child had been driven somewhere no very far away.

”I’m sorry to hear they haven’t got legs”

 

[figbat]

They played the Grieg concerto on radio 3 and at the end the presenter just said "Rubbish!" with no explanation and moved on to the next track. I wondered how many people younger than mid 50s would have got the reference.

How many people younger than mid-50s are listening to Radio 3?

 

[Slick]

When I want your opinion, I'll give you it.