Dressing for Dinner.

[Andy in Germany]

Most of us have a slack sphincter by the time we reach sixty.

Whoopee, something else to look forward to.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

After being arrested for wearing my suit* to a restaurant recently, I now only wear speedos and thongs**.

*

birthday suit



**

AKA flip flops - what did you think I meant??



I do wonder what is deemed appropriate for cycle tourists, where weight is everything. I have every intention of attending Michelin starred restaurants in SPDs and lycra, personally.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

View: https://youtu.be/iUuuaMMIjB0?si=PAPVSOiHj2ltj_wB

I always thought "Hungry Horse" was worst of all.

I mean, who wants a steak cut from a starved equine?

 

[Kingfisher101]

All places like Harvester, Greene King, Weatherspoon's etc just microwave previously frozen food. Its just cheap rubbish. You might as well just get a ready meal from Iceland.

 

[Cycleops]

That 2 hat Piers Morgan is on Talk TV now. He's just said in an interview "I'm Irish". He talks shoot and thinks highly of himself.

Morgan is probably the most arrogant person that's ever been on TV.

 

[Alex321]

Morgan is probably the most arrogant person that's ever been on TV.

I think a certain Mr Trump may just trump him in that regard.

 

[Cycleops]

I mean, who wants a steak cut from a starved equine?

Give it to a Frenchman and watch him start salivating.

 

[Gwylan]

Go on then, on the spectrum of beachwear to white tie, how are you dressing for dinner?

My own clothes. More Matalan than Moss Bros.
Last time I wore a tie was September 1997.
Since then people have paid me to wear a tie because it suited their concept of their business.

 

[Gwylan]

Whoopee, something else to look forward to.

Been there, it's not as bad as you think. The exercises help.

 

[winjim]

My own clothes. More Matalan than Moss Bros.
Last time I wore a tie was September 1997.
Since then people have paid me to wear a tie because it suited their concept of their business.

Did a chatbot write this?

 

[Drago]

I tell you what I don't stand - business people wearing a suit without a tie. Why not just wear jeans and a T shirt and be done with it if that's their attitude?

 

[slowmotion]

A long time ago, we were eating supper at a harbourside restaurant in Tenerife. The man at the table next door was wearing a quite grubby wife-beater vest. His partner, who had very large breasts, wore no bra and a string vest.

It wasn't a good look.

 

[Kingfisher101]

A long time ago, we were eating supper at a harbourside restaurant in Tenerife. The man at the table next door was wearing a quite grubby wife-beater vest. His partner, who had very large breasts, wore no bra and a string vest.

It wasn't a good look.

Sounds like you had a very good look.

 

[slowmotion]

Sounds like you had a very good look.

I can't deny that there was a certain grim fascination.

 

[tyred]

I decided to dress up for my meal, dinner jacket, bow tie, the whole works. If I'm honest, I felt a wee bit out of place in KFC.