Drago's murder deathkill slaughter massacre panic petrol buying watch!!!

[Ming the Merciless]

A chum popped in for a visit (I can't drive until my thumb is a bit better) and he tells me Tesco in wolverton is business as usual.

Now, behave on my thread please kiddies. If you feel like an argument then you can always drop into the Phantom Zone with a username like Tory Boy.

Riots and fights in the toilet roll aisle?

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Just had a roam around, and still no panic queues in the shops and filling stations.

There was some sort of charity collection to leave donations. I think it was to help the unfortunates isolated from supplies in London.

 

[classic33]

There's a forecast of a sprout shortage for Christmas.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

There's a forecast of a sprout shortage for Christmas.

Good

 

[ClichéGuevara]

There's a forecast of a sprout shortage for Christmas.

That's got to have a knock on effect for power production, now we've got so many wind farms.

Personally, I think we have too much wind in the UK, so we shouldn't be growing more anyway.

 

[classic33]

Good

There's worries off gas shortages as well.

 

[Dolorous Edd]

There's worries off gas shortages as well.

Caused by... ?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

There's worries off gas shortages as well.

Connected

 

[Rocky]

Caused by... ?

A shortage of baked beans in the shops?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Caused by... ?

Sprouts

 

[mjr]

Personally, I think we have too much wind in the UK, so we shouldn't be growing more anyway.

There didn't used to be so much, but then some idiots built a load of giant fans in the countryside and around the coast.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

There didn't used to be so much, but then some idiots built a load of giant fans in the countryside and around the coast.

Aren't those Brexit propellers, designed to take us out of that Europe?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Aren't those Brexit propellers, designed to take us out of that Europe?

Except we import our wind from the Dutch

 

[Drago]

There didn't used to be so much, but then some idiots built a load of giant fans in the countryside and around the coast.

I convinced my young niece that they create the wind,

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I convinced my young niece that they create the wind,

They sort of do, they're designed to reduce global warming my cooling the planet. It's what fans do.