Do bin men deserve a pension ??!

[slowmotion]

Who cares about the details, for Heaven's sake? This is a fantastic thread. I particularly liked this post a while back..

Err, cashed in loads of railtrack shares a few years ago when they were top dollar well before they went tits up and my mum and dad gave me the rest so it's earned and paid for.

Class

 

[MissTillyFlop]

Why haven't I got a food waste bin ? How do I get one ?

Move to Lambeth.

PS: I think I know what's happening here. You didn't get this car for crimble and you're dropping hints in case someone on here has one going?

 

[MissTillyFlop]

Or the car came to you in a dream so vivid that surely it was a calling of some sort?!

 

[brokenflipflop]

Got it on 3rd December
Have been to Forest of Bowland twice, hunting and shooting
Wife has taken our Grandchild and her neice to school in it (plus the Grandchild that's not of school age)
I've been to the coop a few times to get my Sunday paper
I've visited Auntie Hilda a few times since I took delivery
You know so much about me and yet the only thing I know about you is that you're a bit creepy.

 

[MissTillyFlop]

I'd

Got it on 3rd December
Have been to Forest of Bowland twice, hunting and shooting Wife

I'd be careful if I were you. We ladies don't take kindly to that sort of thing. Especially at christmas.

 

[Andy84]

Maybe if I had pressed the remote to open the door of my double garage and he'd seen my Trek Madone he might have emptied my bin.

I thought you had a CAAD and a Ribble?

 

[brokenflipflop]

Move to Lambeth.

PS: I think I know what's happening here. You didn't get this car for crimble and you're dropping hints in case someone on here has one going?

Lambeth?
It sounds like the kind of place that has 18 kinds of bins and fines people for having more than 17 bins. I've seen it on the news - I think they called it one of those left wing loony councils. I do try and recycle though but we only have 4 bins here, grey, blue, brown and pink.

 

[MissTillyFlop]

Lambeth?
It sounds like the kind of place that has 18 kinds of bins and fines people for having more than 17 bins. I've seen it on the news - I think they called it one of those left wing loony councils. I do try and recycle though but we only have 4 bins here, grey, blue, brown and pink.

Hardly. Have you heard the phrase "ghetto"?

Hang on... Hold the freaking phone, people! A PINK bin, you say? How do I get me one of those?

 

[mangaman]

Or the car came to you in a dream so vivid that surely it was a calling of some sort?!

The car is definitely the key Miss TF - it came across to me at first as as BFF demonstrating he can't put his bin out.

He then realised that was hard to defend - and introduced the notorious Audi - even harder to defend I would suggest

 

[brokenflipflop]

I thought you had a CAAD and a Ribble?

Gave the CAAD to our kid, still have the Ribble, sold a load of BT shares, bought myself a Madone.

 

[Andy84]

Brokenflipflop 29th October
"I'm ashamed to say I have a works van (white ), the wife has a new car and I have a people carrier. The kids have left home so between just me and the wife we have 3 vehicles. When the kids were young and money was tight we had one old banger.

I do prefer our old life when I had little kids and a crap car and life had more of a purpose. I'm really jealous of people who have a more alternative lifestyle i.e. no car, vegetable patch, bike with basket.

Anyone want to swap a shoot life in Salford for something a bit different ?"

 

[MissTillyFlop]

Gave the CAAD to our kid, still have the Ribble, sold a load of BT shares, bought myself a Madone.

TO your kid, eh?

I have *kind of* irrefutable proof that you are in fact, my mum.

 

[brokenflipflop]

Hardly. Have you heard the phrase "ghetto"?

Yes...ghetto/London/cesspit - I've been there...it was a bit like somewhere I wouldn't want to live.

 

[Andy84]

Your driveway must be full!

 

[MissTillyFlop]

Yes...ghetto/London/cesspit - I've been there...it was a bit like somewhere I wouldn't want to live.

But then again, you have to live near Man U.