Come on BFF, things aren't stacking up too well here are they:When I realised my mistake and I heard the bin man make a point of NOT emptying it my only thought was right, dressing gown and slippers on, walk downstairs, go outside, pull my bin around the block and leave it for the very same bin man to do what he refused to do 20 minutes earlier. My exact thoughts weren't "aren't I silly" they were "aren't some council workers peanuts". Hope that clears it up for you, although I guess it might not.
You live in leafy Worsley, drive a £55k car, surely your gravel driveway is too long for you to be able to hear, in your bedroom, a conversation taking place on the road?
You pulled your bin around the block? Mock Tudor mansions arent built in "blocks" are they?!
No mention of gates, I can't believe you dont have them, they must have had a part to play in this scenario, surely.
(you're in a modest terrace in Monton arent you? (nothing wrong with that btw)).