Bonj!

[Chuffy]

simon L1/2? hash burnham? jacomus? there's loads.

I'm still unsure really whether having a brompton disqualifies flying monkey. Yesterday i thought 'obviously', but this morning i'm feeling a little more lenient.

What the hell makes any of them more serious than people like, oooh, me for example? Over the last three calendar years I've racked up about 13,000 miles. You?

 

[tdr1nka]

Over the last three calendar years I've racked up about 13,000 miles.

Dammit Chuffy, I'm 1k down on your total.
Will I ever live it down?

 

[Chuffy]

Dammit Chuffy, I'm 1k down on your total.
Will I ever live it down?

I may have rounded down...

 

[tdr1nka]

That's lucky 'cos I was rounding up!

 

[Chuffy]

That's lucky 'cos I was rounding up!

But are you serious? <strokes chin...>

 

[Blue]

What the hell makes any of them more serious than people like, oooh, me for example? Over the last three calendar years I've racked up about 13,000 miles. You?

Is that a 13,000 total for the 3 years or 13,000 per year?

 

[Crackle]

13000 miles. How come you're still fat then?

 

[Angelfishsolo]

I thought that to be a serious cyclist you had to have the user name of Bonj. As for that pathetic definition of "a serious cyclist" as far as I am concerned it is closer to the definition of a looser with no life.

 

[Landslide]

13000 miles. How come you're still fat then?

Is this the table that ordered the saucer of milk?

 

[Crackle]

Is this the table that ordered the saucer of milk?

 

[tdr1nka]

But are you serious? <strokes chin...>

Shhh. Chufsters, you'll blow my cover!

And stop stroking my chin!

 

[bonj2]

to be a serious cyclist you don't just have to enjoy cycling, you have to modify your cycling behaviour/kit list/possibly even more things about your life etc to get the most enjoyment out of it that you can. Cycling has to take priority over other things in your life - for instance, the classic "i can't buy so-and-so 'cos my wife won't let me" is the classic dead giveaway of an extremely UN-serious cyclist.

You beat me to it Chris....
Let's face it, a comment like "Cycling has to take priority over other things in your life - for instance, the classic "i can't buy so-and-so 'cos my wife won't let me" is the classic dead giveaway of an extremely UN-serious cyclist." can only have been made by someone who is single, has always been single and intends to spend the rest of their life that way.

Bonj, are you Cliff Richard?

seeing as it seems to matter to you so fricking much, yes I bloody well am single and I damn well intend to stay that way!

 

[bonj2]

Apparently i put my cycling before my school work, can i be a seriouse cyclist?
Please Bonj, can i? Can i please?

'spose so...any more weird-bike-sects though and you'll have to be reevaluated.

 

[bonj2]

13000 miles. How come you're still fat then?

yeah, how come you're a heffer?
and anyway your bike's a single speed and you've got a dodgy plastic thing on that you don't even know what it is, it's obviously just been on there since you had it..

 

[bonj2]

What the hell makes any of them more serious than people like, oooh, me for example? Over the last three calendar years I've racked up about 13,000 miles. You?

quality not quanity.