Any good jokes ... ?
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Profpointy
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That's less silly than the flat earth theory to be fair
craigwend
Grimpeur des terrains plats
Or, as silly...
Jameshow
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Many years ago my Bro was walking with his family when suddenly his boy (my nephew) picked up a worm and before they could stop him he just swallowed it whole.
He is still alive
A few years ago at a football match and 'slightly' drunk, I put a worm in a mate's pint. He sipped it, and for a brief moment the worm was dangling from his lips. A few of us gathered round expecting him to spit it out, but he didn't realise and swallowed it.
classic33
Leg End Member
Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer.
One of the guys remarks to the other,
"Boy, you look tired!"
His friend replies,
"Dude, I'm exhausted. My girlfriend wants to make love all the time - three, four, sometimes even six times a night! She wakes me up at all hours. I don't know what to do!"
An old gentleman in his seventies, sitting a few bar stools down, overhears their conversation.
He looked over at the two men and, showing the wisdom of his age, says,
"Marry her, that'll put an end to that nonsense!"
One of the guys remarks to the other,
"Boy, you look tired!"
His friend replies,
"Dude, I'm exhausted. My girlfriend wants to make love all the time - three, four, sometimes even six times a night! She wakes me up at all hours. I don't know what to do!"
An old gentleman in his seventies, sitting a few bar stools down, overhears their conversation.
He looked over at the two men and, showing the wisdom of his age, says,
"Marry her, that'll put an end to that nonsense!"
Gwylan
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AndyRM
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LCpl Boiled Egg
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I have eaten snails several times but would not like to eat a bowl of slugs.
