Any good jokes ... ?
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Chris S
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- Birmingham
That's another one that needs explaining ...
craigwend
Grimpeur des terrains plats
Two X's & Three 0's (bald heads...)
Yes, it took me 3 views before I got it
Pinno718
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- Way out West
Getting mythology wrong is my Hercules ankle.
Toshiba Boy
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- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Pinno718
Senior Member
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- Way out West
In the same vein ^... :
Have you walked 500 miles and have you been advised to walk 500 more? If you have, you could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers hotline now.
Have you walked 500 miles and have you been advised to walk 500 more? If you have, you could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers hotline now.
mistyoptic
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- A parallel reality
craigwend
Grimpeur des terrains plats
A man is pulled over by the police for drink driving, the copper asks him to blow into the breathaliser.
The man pulls a card out of his wallet which read "this man is an asthmatic, do not allow him to blow into a breathaliser signed dr smith".
The copper then asks to take him down to the police station for a blood test, again the man pulls a card out of his wallet which read " this man is a haemopheliac please do not draw blood from him".
By this time the copper was really p**sed off, "right you funny ba***ard I'll take you down the station for a urine sample" he said, again the man pulls a card out of his pocket which read " this man is a Leeds United supporter please do not take the p**s out of him".
The man pulls a card out of his wallet which read "this man is an asthmatic, do not allow him to blow into a breathaliser signed dr smith".
The copper then asks to take him down to the police station for a blood test, again the man pulls a card out of his wallet which read " this man is a haemopheliac please do not draw blood from him".
By this time the copper was really p**sed off, "right you funny ba***ard I'll take you down the station for a urine sample" he said, again the man pulls a card out of his pocket which read " this man is a Leeds United supporter please do not take the p**s out of him".
DaveReading
Don't suffer fools gladly (must try harder!)
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- Reading, obvs
Or nought, as the case may be.
AndyRM
XOXO
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- North Shields
