Any good jokes ... ?

[Richard A Thackeray]

Self driving cars are becoming so popular it's only a matter of time before there is a country song about a cowboy who's truck left him.

 

[DaveReading]

Sadly they're called 'M calls' and the people making them know there is a policy of not hanging up for the volunteers on the phones...

True, but not really relevant to the joke, albeit it wasn't a particularly funny one anyway.

 

[Smokin Joe]

Sadly they're called 'M calls' and the people making them know there is a policy of not hanging up for the volunteers on the phones...

Fair enough, deleted.

 

[tyred]

 

[swee'pea99]

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I'll see your accordian and raise you...kazoos

 

[SteveO69]

 

[morrisman]

People are now referring to the Tesla Cyber Trucks as a Meinkampfervans.

 

[Pinno718]

My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock

 

[Chris S]

Lost in translation

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[postman]

I was going to have a psychic reading today,but she cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

 

[SteveO69]

 

[Cavalol]

Tell you what, braille birthday cards don't half make you feel your age.