Gwylan
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- All at sea⛵
Any good jokes ... ?
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Alex321
Guru
- Location
- South Wales
Yes there is
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/trivial-things-that-make-you-annoyed-beyond-expectations.123600/
there is also one for trivial questions
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/q...gardless-of-how-trivial-they-may-seem.274840/
raleighnut
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- One of the 'Elite'
I think we've had the one where Stevie Nicks refused to marry him and take the name 'Stevie Shatner Nicks' but for the benefit of the 'newbies from bike radar it's worth posting again
This has been voted the Best Joke in Ireland.
John raises a glass and says "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of my wife!" A cheer goes up and he wins the accolade of delivering the best toast of the night.
He goes home and proudly tells his wife he won the award for his toast the night before. "Oh aye, and what would that be then?" " Well my love, my toast was 'May I spend the rest of me life sat in church next to me wife'". "Ah, that's lovely, that John. I'm proud of ye."
Then she goes out to the shops where she bumps into one of her husband's drinking buddies. He spots the opportunity and goes over to her asking if she heard of her husband's toast the night before. She says, "Yes, but I was very surprised. He's only been there twice in the last four years and the last time I had to drag him by the ears to make him come.".
John raises a glass and says "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of my wife!" A cheer goes up and he wins the accolade of delivering the best toast of the night.
He goes home and proudly tells his wife he won the award for his toast the night before. "Oh aye, and what would that be then?" " Well my love, my toast was 'May I spend the rest of me life sat in church next to me wife'". "Ah, that's lovely, that John. I'm proud of ye."
Then she goes out to the shops where she bumps into one of her husband's drinking buddies. He spots the opportunity and goes over to her asking if she heard of her husband's toast the night before. She says, "Yes, but I was very surprised. He's only been there twice in the last four years and the last time I had to drag him by the ears to make him come.".
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- Location
- The Cronk
Foul or blatantly pornographic definitely doesn't. Anything overtly sexist, racist etc doesn't. Ditto political jokes. Keep 'em clean and you'll be ok.
raleighnut
Legendary Member
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- One of the 'Elite'
Nah I know a better one from years back.
2 Priests 1 from Spain and the other from Ireland are waiting for an audience with the Pope and fall into conversation,
"In my country" says the Spanish Priest " we have this saying manana, manana meaning tomorrow, tomorrow do you have a similar saying in your country"
The Irish Priest thinks for a bit then replies "No I don't think we have anything with that sense of urgency behind it"
morrisman
Guru
My theory for why the USAians refer to maths as math is they needed to strip off the 's' to add it to Lego to get the incorrect plural of Legos
Profpointy
Legendary Member
I think my favourite Irish joke concerns the foreman recruiting at his building site. Keen to check that the guy knows his trade he asks a few questions "Tell me Seamus, what's the difference between a joist and a girder". "To be sure I know that; it was Goethe that wrote Faust and Joyce that wrote Ulysees"
(A cod Irish accent helps)
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
Every day Paddy's workmates offer him a choice of a £5 or £20 note. He always takes the £5 much to their amusement. One day his boss asks him why he doesn't take the £20. Paddy replies, "If I take the £20 then they'll stop giving me a fiver every day."
