Any good jokes ... ?

[ebikeerwidnes]

I was thinking more fraud, twerp and maybe Charlatan.

so - "Influencer" then

 

[Gwylan]

so - "Influencer" then

Chapeau, so sorry I missed that one!

 

[tyred]

 

[Hover Fly]

Oddly not a joke
(the easylife company

‘Snail extract!?!’

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when I lived in France, a local folk or old wives’ tale had it that eating snails was good for joints, so perhaps there is something to it.

 

[Dave7]

At my age I have a lot going for me.
My back is going
My knees are going
My eyes are going.

 

[Cavalol]

An opinion without 3.14 is just an onion.

 

[tyred]

 

[classic33]

A 67 year old multi millionaire from Yorkshire marries a 26 year old woman and takes her down the pub to introduce to his mates....
When his mates see him walk through the door with his new wife they can't believe their eyes

"By eck old lad! How ave you managed to pull a reight nice lass like her?"
The Yorkshireman replies, "It were easy! I gave her a bit of the old Yorkshire charm and then just lied about my age as well"

"Ah I see, so you told her you was fotty?" Asks his friend
"Nay ya daft bugger! I told her I was 90!"

 

[AndyRM]

 

[Gwylan]

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If you expose cows to an equivalent to summer sunshine the fat content of their milk goes up.
The alternative also applies.

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

How long is a moment?

A moment (momentum) is actually a medieval unit of time.

On average, a medieval moment corresponded to 90 seconds.

Had to think about that for a minute, ...... and a half.

 

[flopner]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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Yup - when I first met my wife she based her diet on the "fact" that a packet of chocolate raisins and half a bottle of wine counted as her 5-a-day