Any good jokes ... ?

[Gwylan]

I have absolutely no clue what that is about????????

Oh dear, I'm lurking waiting for an explanation or an apology.

 

[AndyRM]

It's a joke based on the Super Mario games.

 

[Seevio]

Her: You wanna go upstairs?
Me: Sure!
Her: Have you got protection.?
Me: ... Err, why? What's up there?

 

[richardfm]

It's a joke based on the Super Mario games.

I could tell it us Super Mario related but have no idea what the joke is.

 

[Andy in Germany]

I have absolutely no clue what that is about????????

Glad I'm not alone: I'm guessing the mushroom characters are the cannon fodder type opponents that Mario destroys en masse in the game.

 

[tyred]

 

[AndyRM]

I could tell it us Super Mario related but have no idea what the joke is.

Glad I'm not alone: I'm guessing the mushroom characters are the cannon fodder type opponents that Mario destroys en masse in the game.

The joke is that the Piranha Plant is late for work, which is why Mario is standing looking at his watch waiting by the tubes they come out from.

 

[Gwylan]

It's a joke based on the Super Mario games.

Oh! And Super Mario is?

 

[AndyRM]

Since you're all loving Mario so much...

 

[AndyRM]

Oh! And Super Mario is?

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Not a joke, as such, but still funny

 

[craigwend]

 

[flopner]

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Self driving cars are becoming so popular it's only a matter of time before there is a country song about a cowboy who's truck left him.

 

[flopner]

What's in your garden?

 

[tyred]