Any good jokes ... ?

[Speicher]

I went on a date with a bookie's daughter, she had to be home at 10 to 1.

Did you take a taxi from the rank outside her father's shop?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I went on a date with a bookie's daughter, she had to be home at 10 to 1.

A bookie's daughter invited me round for dinner once

She promised me a nice medium rare sirloin but I had to make do with cod
apparently her Dad put the beef on the top shelf in the larder and she was only short

so the steaks were too high

 

[PaulB]

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I'm going to be sick.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I'm going to be sick.

I know how you feel

not sure any of them complies with the term "Posh"

mind you - I never saw Victoria as all that posh anyway

Scary seems to have a few contenter

and given some of the meaning of the term "ginger" that could be open to several as well!

 

[PaulB]

I know how you feel

not sure any of them complies with the term "Posh"

mind you - I never saw Victoria as all that posh anyway

Scary seems to have a few contenter

and given some of the meaning of the term "ginger" that could be open to several as well!

No, I didn't mean the Spice Girls, that pic is an efficient emetic for me.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

No, I didn't mean the Spice Girls, that pic is an efficient emetic for me.

I am still struggling getting up the courage to work out who is "Baby"

 

[craigwend]

Bit of Hysteria going on

 

[craigwend]

 

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[Cavalol]

My missus has just said she'll leave me if I don't stop my obsession with Adam & The Ants.

She can be such a goody two shoes sometimes.

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[markemark]

My missus has just said she'll leave me if I don't stop my obsession with Adam & The Ants.

She can be such a goody two shoes sometimes.

You sound a real Prince Charming…

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]