Any good jokes ... ?

[ebikeerwidnes]

Witch hazel. Hah! Mother's milk compared to Merthiolate.

Never heard of that so I just looked it up

in the do not use it say "do not use if you are allergic to Merthiolate"

now I know it has to say that - but it is a bit "well - wow - no sh*t Sherlock" !!

 

[Gwylan]

Never heard of that so I just looked it up

in the do not use it say "do not use if you are allergic to Merthiolate"

now I know it has to say that - but it is a bit "well - wow - no sh*t Sherlock" !!

Welcome to the sunny uplands of unicorn filled, no risk Century 21.

 

[Profpointy]

Never heard of that so I just looked it up

in the do not use it say "do not use if you are allergic to Merthiolate"

now I know it has to say that - but it is a bit "well - wow - no sh*t Sherlock" !!

I just did look it up, and whilst it is supposedly perfectly "safe" I did balk a bit seeing it was an organo-mercury compound; a group of chemicals which include some of the most nasty poisons known

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

My mum was a District Nurse - when I complained of grazes, cuts, scuffs ir amputations they got cleaned with alcohol swabs then doused with mercurochrome. I learned to keep my mouth shut and suffer in silence

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

My mum was a District Nurse - when I complained of grazes, cuts, scuffs ir amputations they got cleaned with alcohol swabs then doused with mercurochrome. I learned to keep my mouth shut and suffer in silence

It develops self reliance!

 

[tyred]

 

[raleighnut]

I always found TCP to be painful, not to mention the stink that took days to go away.

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[flopner]

 

[newts]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]