Any good jokes ... ?

[Jameshow]

Hold on, I'm 38 and I play rugby. Am I doing something wrong?

Best see you GP!

 

[Chris S]

Hold on, I'm 38 and I play rugby. Am I doing something wrong?

You've got an odd shaped ball.

 

[Venod]

 

[Jameshow]

Did I tell you my jokes about chimneys?
I've got a stack of them!

A DM article explored which professions are the worse lovers.... Turns out it's motorway planners they give you the hard shoulder!

My freind glued all my playing cards together with super glue... I cain't deal with it!!

Bonus to where I got them from!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

Bonus to where I got them from!

Tim Vine?

 

[Cavalol]

A friend of mine told me: 'Apparently, there's a field in Chester with plastic antelopes in it'. I said: 'Come on, that's fake gnus'.

 

[Alex H]

 

[mistyoptic]

A friend of mine told me: 'Apparently, there's a field in Chester with plastic antelopes in it'. I said: 'Come on, that's fake gnus'.

For a joke like that, I want to impala you on something

 

[mistyoptic]

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That needs to go in the Retirement thread too

 

[Jameshow]

Tim Vine?

No R2 Tony Blackburn I think!

 

[AndyRM]

What do dentists call X rays?

Tooth pics.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Spartak]