Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

Birds Eye view of the UK...

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

 

[postman]

As we were waiting to be seated in the posh dining room last night on this ship,we were entertained by amatuer magician,I said you are good,but I know someone better,Rachel Reeves she has just made ten million fuel allowances disappear.

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

A guy in the supermarket runs his trolley into another guy.
He apologises and explains that he can't find his wife so was distracted.
2nd guy says that's a coincidence, I can't find my wife either.
1st guy says "why don't we help each other. What does your wife look like"?
He replies, she is 5'2", blond, amazing figure. She is wearing a halter top and no bra.
What does your wife looks like "?
1st guy says " never mind that, let's concentrate on finding yours".

 

[Chris S]

 

[Seevio]

I have an inferiority complex...

...but it's not a very good one.

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

My wife left me when I became a clown. I brought a few unicycles home with me & she went off on one.

Took her 10 goes.

 

[Dave7]

Men aged 25 play football.
Men aged 35 play tennis
Men aged 45 play golf.
Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller.

 

[craigwend]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Hover Fly]

Men aged 25 play football.
Men aged 35 play tennis
Men aged 45 play golf.
Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller.

Until you finally lose your marbles.

 

[AndyRM]

Hold on, I'm 38 and I play rugby. Am I doing something wrong?