Punkawallah
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Known to his mates as ‘Volt and a half’?
Any good jokes ... ?
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Known to his mates as ‘Volt and a half’?
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
I know that feeling!
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
Woman's going past a pet shop and there's a parrot in the window, beautiful bird, gold and blue. And she loves it so she goes in and asks how much for the parrot, and the shopkeeper says £20, and she thinks wow, only £20, and says I'll take it. And the pet shop owner says, well there's something I have to warn you about.... This parrot has spent his life in a brothel and he's learnt a fairly extensive vocabulary, and the woman thinks 20 quid I'll take a chance and she says that's fine and takes the parrot home.
When she gets home she takes the cover off the cage and the parrot looks around and says New place, very nice. And the woman's daughters walk in, and the parrot says New place, new girls, very nice. And the woman's husband walks in and the parrot says Hello Keith.
When she gets home she takes the cover off the cage and the parrot looks around and says New place, very nice. And the woman's daughters walk in, and the parrot says New place, new girls, very nice. And the woman's husband walks in and the parrot says Hello Keith.
Legs
usually riding on Zwift...
- Location
- Staffordshire
An oldie, but a goodie!
gbb
Squire
- Location
- Peterborough
Class...made me laugh out loud.
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Rottenburg am Neckar
Oh, very good sirrah, very good indeed.
classic33
Leg End Member
Yesterday, Mick was going to bed when he heard thieves in his garage.
He immediately phoned the police. Unfortunately, the call handler on the phone told him that they don't have any police officers free at the moment.
The guy hung up and then called again in a moment and tells the call handler:
- it’s about these thieves in my garage.
Don't bother coming anymore I've shot them.
After literally 2 minutes, 4 police cars, armed response, counter terrorists, ambulances,..... Thieves were obviously caught.
Police officers had a chat with the gentleman
Officer says - “ You said you shot them! “
Gentlemen - “ And you said you don't have any free police officers “.
He immediately phoned the police. Unfortunately, the call handler on the phone told him that they don't have any police officers free at the moment.
The guy hung up and then called again in a moment and tells the call handler:
- it’s about these thieves in my garage.
Don't bother coming anymore I've shot them.
After literally 2 minutes, 4 police cars, armed response, counter terrorists, ambulances,..... Thieves were obviously caught.
Police officers had a chat with the gentleman
Officer says - “ You said you shot them! “
Gentlemen - “ And you said you don't have any free police officers “.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Profpointy
Legendary Member
It's grim oop north
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