Any good jokes ... ?

[CharlesF]

 

[CharlesF]

A scientist cradles a Scotch egg in his hands.
A tiny hand breaks through the crumbs.
A scotchman hatches.
Jurassic Park theme swells on bagpipes.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

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Translation:
Not everything is as it seems
I also had to look twice.

I've looked more than twice. Wot's that fuzzy brown blob?

 

[PaulB]

Here's a question for the mind readers amongst you.

 

[raleighnut]

Here's a question for the mind readers amongst you.

No certainly not you pervert.

 

[Domus]

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[PeteXXX]

I've looked more than twice. Wot's that fuzzy brown blob?

Do you mean the girls hair? It's her shoulder that looks like a backside.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[PeteXXX]

@Drago

 

[Archie_tect]

Remind her she can go in any direction... the Bishop's safe, for now.

 

[PaulB]

"Our next door neighbour always kisses his wife when he leaves for work, why don't you do that?" Asked my wife. "Well I don't know her that well." I replied.

 

[AndyRM]

 

[Eziemnaik]

 

[roadrash]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Do you mean the girls hair? It's her shoulder that looks like a backside.

Ah - got it now - thanks . The backside never looked right to me but I couldn't figure it out. Anyway was it worth it? Probably not