Any good jokes ... ?

[Ming the Merciless]

I’ve seen a topless lady ventriloquist. Nobody has ever seen her lips move

Ken Dodd

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]

 

[RichardB]

I’ve seen a topless lady ventriloquist. Nobody has ever seen her lips move

Ken Dodd

Hmmm, could take that two ways

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PaulB]

https://ve.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_q03dcqy7zN1x25tyb.mp4

This isn't a joke but I didn't know where else to put it. It's an incredible video with some stunning moves and I wanted you all to see it.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

#riskyclick

 

[kynikos]

https://ve.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_q03dcqy7zN1x25tyb.mp4

This isn't a joke but I didn't know where else to put it. It's an incredible video with some stunning editing and I wanted you all to see it.

FTFY

 

[Dayvo]

Not a joke but it made me look three times. 😳

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[RichardB]

FTFY

Still quite neat, mind you.

 

[CharlesF]

It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

 

[PaulB]

Here's some things I've never seen.
A house fly, a pub crawl, a kerb crawl.

 

[Dave7]

It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

I drink lots of water.
BUT I do make sure it has hops, sugar and yeast (plus other bits) added......just to make it more healthy.

 

[Dayvo]