Any good jokes ... ?

[mrandmrspoves]

Why, don't get it at all- I'm missing something!

Sounds like you're missing a lot! 😆

 

[PaulB]

So I went to the hairdressers in Newcastle and asked if I could have a perm. "Of course" he said, "Ah wandered lornlee as a clood..."

 

[Andy_R]

So I went to the hairdressers in Newcastle and asked if I could have a perm. "Of course" he said, "Ah wandered lornlee as a clood..."

You really don't know what the Geordie accent sounds like, do you. That joke only works if you go to a hairdressers in Ashington.....

 

[PeteXXX]

I reckon we'll get the
"yur armpits smell o coconuts"
"Aye.. They're bounty" joke soon..

 

[PaulB]

You really don't know what the Geordie accent sounds like, do you. That joke only works if you go to a hairdressers in Ashington.....

Well, when I say Newcastle, I of course meant Cramlington but I didn't think anyone would know where that was so to simplify it.....

 

[postman]

Well, when I say Newcastle, I of course meant Cramlington but I didn't think anyone would know where that was so to simplify it.....

Eye a know,as just been to Newbiggin by the sea ya know.Cannae place like.So i arrived at the guest ouse,knocked, and this big woman came to the door,Eye what da you want.I wanna stay ear like i replied.So she says eye thats fine like,stay there,and promptly shut the door on me.


2 / 10 for trying.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PaulB]

I think men who shorten their name to Pat are missing a trick.

 

[Salty seadog]

 

[Salty seadog]

 

[colly]

Karl Marx is an historically important figure, but no one ever mentions his sister Onya. She invented the starting pistol.

 

[Cavalol]

Giro d'Italia; cycle race for people on benefits.

 

[PeteXXX]

@Cavalol you are universally credited with that joke...

 

[Cavalol]

I just bought a new CD called 'Sounds of the 70`s'.It's just full of wheezing and moaning.