Any good jokes ... ?

[Andy_R]

 

[CharlesF]

And on that note:

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

A straight, white, British male applies for a job at the BBC.

Are you confusing Cycle Chat with the Daily (hate) Mail?

 

[Seevio]

The two unwritten rules for life:
1.
2.

 

[Andy_R]

Sitting on the sofa in my hiviz jacket, just reflecting....

 

[Cavalol]

I woke up this morning and my wife had me in a headlock - I think she must have had a wrestlers' night sleep.

 

[colly]

Carlsberg don't do number plates, but if they did.....

 

[PaulSB]

Carlsberg don't do number plates, but if they did.....

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Well I'm sad enough to reg check this. It's real!!!! 😄

 

[slowmotion]

I'd love to tell you a joke about Covid-19 but you probably wouldn't get it for 14 days.

 

[PaulSB]

 

[Cavalol]

I got thrown out of Chester Zoo this afternoon because they didn’t like my Rod Hull impression.

To be fair, neither did the emu.

 

[Dave7]

Knock on the door yesterday. It was the police. They said my dog has bitten a man on a bike.
I said..... can't be my dog, he doesn't ride a bike.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

You've probably seen the news that anyone returning from Iceland has now got to self isolate for 14 days.


I only went for a bag of frozen chips now I'm stuck in the house for 2 weeks.