Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

 

[Seevio]

I've decided to kill off some of the characters in the book that I'm writing. It should definitely spice up my autobiography a bit.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Cavalol]

Self-raising flour was abandoned by it's parents.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Smokin Joe]

People may laugh at us in the Flat Earth Society, but we have members all round the globe.

 

[Cavalol]

Renaissance Italy Vs the Shropshire Union canal, Ellesmere Port.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Dirk]

The Dog's Trust has run into financial difficulties.
They've called in the retrievers.

 

[Cavalol]

My local golf shop is selling all stock to stay in business. The putters, drivers and irons are all gone, but they’re not out of the woods yet.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[PeteXXX]

Last night, I had a date and enjoyed it!!




Tonight, I'm going to try a fig..

 

[Cavalol]

My mate's just retired from being a cricket umpire. His wife says he doesn't lift a finger any more.

 

[tyred]