Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

I've packed my job in at the candle factory. It was the same old thing wick in wick out.

 

[bruce1530]

The most popular event in London today was the re-opening of the Lego store.

People queued up for blocks....

 

[Smokin Joe]

If the USA saw what the USA does to the USA, the USA would have invaded the USA to free the USA from the USA

 

[betty swollocks]

I'm now destitute: spent my life savings on a worthless stamp collection and live in a hovel, with no electricity or running water and have no future.

Philately will get you nowhere.

 

[Profpointy]

If the USA saw what the USA does to the USA, the USA would have invaded the USA to free the USA from the USA

I fear Trump might be planning to do just that

 

[tyred]

I have devoted my life to finding a cure for insomnia.

I won't rest until I have found it.

 

[Sharky]

I have devoted my life to finding a cure for insomnia.

I won't rest until I have found it.

I thought somebody did find a cure......

- A good night's sleep!

 

[mistyoptic]

Not a joke, but funny


View: https://twitter.com/TobyonTV/status/1270006448085520384

Please pass the bucket, I need to

 

[PaulB]

Why, after thousands and thousands of years are we still afflicted by nits? If only the top scientists would get their heads together...

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[Profpointy]

I thought "How bad can it be? It can't be that bad."

Oh, how wrong I was.

Surely it's a prank ... isn't it ?

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[PeteXXX]

Protect yourself from people talking cr4p....

 

[PaulSB]

Chris Packham live on Springwatch this evening:

"I love a good shag in the breeding season."