Any good jokes ... ?

[flake99please]

My wife asked me what would stop the stairs from creaking...

Apparently ‘Slimming World’ was not the right answer.

 

[PaulSB]

Easily survives travel north to castle

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Well I thought someone might ask;

Stay alert - Control the virus - Save lives

 

[Chris S]

What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones.

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones.

This may be some kind of record as this is the sixth appearance for this joke in the thread, dating back to it’s first telling in 2014.

One of my favourites though.

 

[Chris S]

You're right - it's been a few months since it's last outing though.

 

[PaulB]

I was having a curry last night when I heard REM had split up. It hit me so bad, I fainted.

That's me in the korma.

 

[tyred]

I saw a job advertised looking for a mirror cleaner and as I can see myself doing it.

 

[screenman]

Proof.

 

[AndyRM]

Proof.

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The Pope's changed a bit...

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

The Pope's changed a bit...

Looks totally different without his hat.

 

[AndyRM]

Looks totally different without his hat.

I'm not used to seeing him out of the Pope Mobile either. Must be parked just out of shot.

 

[GM]

 

[lazybloke]

I'm not used to seeing him out of the Pope Mobile either. Must be parked just out of shot.

If he's infallible, explain how he's forgotten the loo roll?

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

If he's infallible, explain how he's forgotten the loo roll?

Plenty of rabbits around.

 

[lazybloke]

Plenty of rabbits around.

There was me thinking myxomatosis was a virus