Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

 

[flake99please]

 

[Cavalol]

“What a lovely church, Vicar.”
“It’s Norman.”
“Oh, right - what a lovely church, Norman.”

 

[snorri]

View: https://twitter.com/i/status/1269899553345613824

 

[PaulSB]

View: https://twitter.com/i/status/1269899553345613824

Oh that is wonderful. Thank you!!!

 

[Sharky]

 

[ozboz]

I went to Tesco for some chicken legs , at the checkout I asked if they were front or back legs , the Lad read the label , shook his head and said he would have to ask the Supervisor’

 

[mistyoptic]

I want to try and write a joke about an elevator. I thought “that’ll work on all levels”

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

I went to Tesco for some chicken legs , at the checkout I asked if they were front or back legs , the Lad read the label , shook his head and said he would have to ask the Supervisor’

A few years ago, due to the fact that a lot of people expressed a preference for chicken thighs over breast meat when making curry, a Norfolk farmer managed to cross-breed a chicken with four legs and no wings.

The idea has backfired on him though as, to this day, he hasn’t been able to catch one yet.

 

[tyred]

So many people are far too judgemental these days.

I can tell just by looking at them.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Not a joke, but funny


View: https://twitter.com/TobyonTV/status/1270006448085520384

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Not a joke, but funny


View: https://twitter.com/TobyonTV/status/1270006448085520384

I thought "How bad can it be? It can't be that bad."

Oh, how wrong I was.

 

[Electric_Andy]

I think they did every step wrong on purpose to annoy people. How else could you get it so wrong?!

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I don't know, I'm a coffee drinker

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTuXBoA688Y