Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I saw a sign on the train this morning saying, "Please give this seat to an elderly person."

So I unscrewed it and took it round to my grandad's house.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

Bonjour. What's jaw bone in French translation?

 

[Cavalol]

Trying to get my family to join the Jokes and Spoonerism Society.

I have a punning clan.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Chris S]

Education is important but reopening the pubs first is importanter.

 

[tyred]

Imagine how excited barn owls must have been when humans invented barns.

 

[wheresthetorch]

Imagine how excited barn owls must have been when humans invented barns.

Imagine how excited Great Tits were when . . . oh, er, hang on . . .

 

[raleighnut]

Were Pied Wagtails happy when Humans invented the Pie though.

 

[Dave7]

Were Pied Wagtails happy when Humans invented the Pie though.

They were ok but the 4 and 20 Blackbirds were none too pleased.

 

[monkers]

Were Pied Wagtails happy when Humans invented the Pie though.

It's the Little Bustards that I feel sorry for.

 

[Archie_tect]

We had two of those until they flew the nest...

 

[MichaelW2]

Imagine the disappointment of mute swans when people started talking.

 

[Dayvo]

+1 for Australia. English-speaking, drive on the left, parched grass ...

And yellow number plate, which is from NSW.

 

[AndyRM]

Bonjour. What's jaw bone in French translation?

Is this one where you need a specific kind of accent for it to work? Because I am stumped.