Any good jokes ... ?

[Profpointy]

Just out of interest there is a Welsh Pink Floyd tribute band called 'Pinc FFloyd'
https://www.facebook.com/pincffloydtributeband/

Yes I had heard of them - brilliant name !

 

[Dayvo]

Yes I had heard of them - brilliant name !

I always thought 'Think Floyd' would have been a good name for a tribute band. Or maybe I just had high hopes.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

I saw a tribute band called Pink Fraud once. I remember the guitarist having to readjust his wig between songs.

 

[Cavalol]

When I was 33, I lost my chuck key. Since then, I haven't changed a bit.

 

[morrisman]

I almost lost my job as a roofer when I was caught masturbating on the first day.
Luckily my boss said I could wipe the slate clean.

 

[colly]

 

[Chris S]

I always thought 'Think Floyd' would have been a good name for a tribute band. Or maybe I just had high hopes.

It's been done
http://www.thinkfloyd.net/

 

[Cavalol]

They once had a left winger called Dan Druff

Chester have just signed a Dutch player: Avis Van Hire.

 

[Cavalol]

I'm doing a crossword all about Boris Johnson. Can anyone think of an anagram for Newark?

 

[swee'pea99]

Chester have just signed a Dutch player: Avis Van Hire.

You bring to mind onetime Aston Villa and Sheffield Wednesday striker Gilles de Bilde, known affectionately to the fans as 'Bob'.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Chester have just signed a Dutch player: Avis Van Hire.

Back in my day it was Hertz Van Rental...

 

[AndyRM]

Yerdas Selzavon was an absolute cracker for Aberdeen.

 

[morrisman]

Back in my day it was Hertz Van Rental...

And his wife Avis van Rental

 

[Lullabelle]

Earlier today we went to an apiary to buy a dozen bees, we were given 13 because 1 was a free bee.

 

[postman]

And his wife Avis van Rental

In Leeds we had Albert Van Hire.