Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
Any good jokes ... ?
- Thread starter cisamcgu
- Start date
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Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
OP
OP
cisamcgu
Legendary Member
- Location
- Merseyside-ish
I've just been reading of a case in the Crown Court where a woman is on trial for murdering her husband with a selection of his finest guitars.
'First offender?' asks the judge only for the woman to reply, 'No. I hit him first with a Gibson and then it was a Fender.'
'First offender?' asks the judge only for the woman to reply, 'No. I hit him first with a Gibson and then it was a Fender.'
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
The Gibson probably broke but you've gotta go some to break a Telecaster, just ask 'Keef'.
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
Kempstonian
Has the memory of a goldfish
- Location
- Bedford
Sorry. I heard a joke and posted it. I'm afraid I forgot to read the 491 pages that came before it. My bad.
So what do I do now, leave the forum or just slit my wrists?
OP
OP
cisamcgu
Legendary Member
- Location
- Merseyside-ish
No need to be down on yourself, just a self imposed exile for a year or two, a spot of re-education, then an abject apology to the OP will suffice
Beebo
Firm and Fruity
- Location
- Hexleybeef
His fingers are so deformed. I’m amazed he can still play.
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
Ten Hail Marys and we'll say no more about it.
berty bassett
Legendary Member
- Location
- I'boro
Merry Christmas
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
I've decided not to change my current sandwich toaster, after all
Better the Breville you know
Better the Breville you know
