Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

 

[Cavalol]

I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off."

 

[rikki]

I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off."

That's terrible! But I've given it a like

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Chris S]

When I was a child I had an imaginary enemy. He used to break things and then leave them for me to find.

 

[Threevok]

My neighbor has just posted a copy of the Hobbit through my door, as a peace offering

I think it's tolkien gesture

 

[Dayvo]

 

[gaz71]

I nearly got knocked off my bike by a council salt lorry.

"You idiot" i shouted through gritted teeth.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

New guy at work showed me a picture of his wife saying "She's beautiful isn't she".

I said "if you think she's beautiful, you should see my mrs."

"Is she a stunner?" he asked.

I said, "no, she's an optician".

 

[Cavalol]

Does anyone know what that word ‘delegate’ means?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Threevok]

Does anyone know an easier way for a dyslexic to spell Psychopath ?

Asking for a fiend

 

[Threevok]

The Americans have withdrawn all funding from my generic test for monosaccharides

Where there's no cents there's no Fehling

 

[Cavalol]

A friend of mine died last week at just bixty meven.


That's no age is it?

 

[Cavalol]

I went to a restaurant last night for an Errol Brown themed dinner.

It started with a quiche.