Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Wayne Rooney's sister, Pepper, made a fortune by creating a pizza topping.

 

[PaulB]

I'm going to combine my interests of taxidermy and bomb making by making you an otter you can't defuse.

 

[Arjimlad]

I'm going to combine my interests of taxidermy and bomb making by making you an otter you can't defuse.

We have a winner. Close the thread now. Thank you so much for trying, everyone else, but this is truly the pinnacle.

 

[Chris S]

Separated at birth? Eric Clapton and David Blunkett.

 

[Cavalol]

We have a winner. Close the thread now. Thank you so much for trying, everyone else, but this is truly the pinnacle.

Just come on to say exactly the same. I don't think anything will ever eclipse that, admin should give him some sort of award for it.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

If Pizza Express folds, it'll just change its name to Calzone Express.

 

[siadwell]

If Pizza Express folds, it'll just change its name to Calzone Express.

https://newsthump.com/2019/10/07/pi...-internet-with-brilliant-jokes-about-calzone/

 

[glasgowcyclist]

https://newsthump.com/2019/10/07/pi...-internet-with-brilliant-jokes-about-calzone/

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night.
Must remember to use aloha setting.

 

[roadrash]

mrs roadrash ordered a 12" pizza over the phone last night , they asked would you like it cut into 6 or 8 pieces, she replied cut it into 6 pieces please , I cant eat 8 pieces

 

[betty swollocks]

Does anyone know when halloween is please?
I'm asking for a fiend.

 

[Cavalol]

I guessed orange, but it was chocolate;

I guessed toffee, but it was peanut;

I guessed strawberry, but it was coffee... Urgh

I was wrong on so many Revels.

 

[Smokin Joe]

Did you hear William Shatner once married Stevie Nicks? She changed her name to Stevie Shatner-Nicks

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

Did you hear William Shatner once married Stevie Nicks? She changed her name to Stevie Shatner-Nicks

That's so bad it's funny

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

Wondering if there are any actors out here who can cure my lisp? I'm sure Anne Hathaway, but I'm going to ask Colin Firth.