Any good jokes ... ?

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Dayvo]

The great British public have been mobilised in a massive joint effort to dig as many ditches as quickly as possible for when the PM may suddenly just turn up in their town.

 

[colly]

Why did the chicken cross the road ?


To avoid a general election .

 

[Beebo]

My brother’s stolen an inflatable for the local swimming pool and the police are looking for him.

He’s gotta lilo.

 

[CharlesF]

 

[Threevok]

An Emergency Services spokesman said of the clear up operation "Hic, Issss good stuff thaart"

It's all been Schwepped up now

 

[morrisman]

 

[Dayvo]

I'd give that 10 likes if I could!

 

[Cavalol]

Just had a really under cooked meal from KFC.

I’m spitting feathers.

 

[morrisman]

We have no land to call our own
But surely that don't matter.
Use someone else's
Don't get caught
Just plough the fields and scatter.

 

[Archie_tect]

Boris Johnson.

Haha....

 

[roadrash]

Mrs roadrash had an appointment at the hairdressers this morning, before she left the house she said to me ...I fancy having a different cut for a change, what sort of cut do you think would make me look attractive...…………




apparently, a power cut wasn't the answer she was looking for...….im sure my bruises will soon fade

 

[Dave7]

Mrs roadrash had an appointment at the hairdressers this morning, before she left the house she said to me ...I fancy having a different cut for a change, what sort of cut do you think would make me look attractive...…………




apparently, a power cut wasn't the answer she was looking for...….im sure my bruises will soon fade

I will borrow that one if I may

 

[roadrash]

be my guest, I also borrowed it