Any good jokes ... ?

[benb]

There are 11 types of people in the world
People who understand roman numerals and those that don't

But Roman numerals are not expressed as numbers, so it would be II not 11

 

[morrisman]

There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary and those who don't

There a 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't and those who did not know this joke is in ternary,

 

[Cavalol]

There a 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't and those who did not know this joke is in ternary,

If you read it in the garden, does it make it externary?

 

[PaulSB]

 

[CharlesF]

ME: The internet used to come in through the phone. It made a terrible noise, like robots screaming.

GRANDSON: Hush grandpa, take your pills.

 

[Cavalol]

Roger Daltrey has declared me a saint. Talking 'bout my veneration.

 

[Cavalol]

I find it really difficult to go for a poo on a train. You have to hang off the bridge and time it perfectly.

 

[PaulB]

A Scotsman is suing the American broadcast company who denied him a $50,000 prize after they claimed he'd got the answer to the final question on the quiz show wrong. See what you think.

Question master: "Where is Santa Fe?
Scotsman: "The North Pole."

 

[Smokin Joe]

Never let your printer know you're in a hurry. They can smell fear.

 

[PaulB]

What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a well-dressed man on a unicycle?


Attire.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[morrisman]

The M6 has reopened after a lorry carrying 32,000 litres of gin was involved in a crash and began leaking its cargo on to the carriageway.
Guess you had to pass the crash in the sloe lane

 

[raleighnut]

The M6 has reopened after a lorry carrying 32,000 litres of gin was involved in a crash and began leaking its cargo on to the carriageway.
Guess you had to pass the crash in the sloe lane

An Emergency Services spokesman said of the clear up operation "Hic, Issss good stuff thaart"

 

[GM]

 

[PaulB]