Any good jokes ... ?

[raleighnut]

I like the patron saint of drunk Glaswegians St Francis of a see you Jimmy

 

[EltonFrog]

The patron saint of simple things to do is St Francis of Is easy.

 

[Smokin Joe]

The patron saint of cycling forums is St Francis of CC.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

The patron saint of hemorrhoid cream is St Francis of Ass Eases

 

[Salty seadog]

The patron saint of hemorrhoid cream is St Francis of Ass Eases

Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner.

 

[oldfatfool]

The patron saint of tuning kit is St. Francis of Essesse

 

[midlife]

Just found out my uncle has left me a stately home in his will.


I have no idea where Sod Hall is, I'm just off to Google it now!

Next door to this place in Carlisle.....

 

[Rezillo]

How may ears did Mr Spock have?
Three - a left ear, a right ear and a final frontier.

Blimey - that joke has been re-purposed from something even older.

How many ears does Davy Crockett have? A left ear, a right ear and a wild frontier.

[sings: Daveee Crocket, Daveee Crockett, king of the wild frontier]

 

[Rezillo]

Blimey - that joke has been re-purposed from something even older.

How many ears does Davy Crockett have? A left ear, a right ear and a wild frontier.

[sings: Daveee Crocket, Daveee Crockett, king of the wild frontier]

[edit] and now I've got Champion the Wonderhorse AND Casey Jones as earworms

 

[Cavalol]

Word is that Ru Paul is marrying Olly Murs. It’s only what I’ve heard.

 

[DRM]

I’ve went into the bank, went up to the teller, hand over all your money, this is a cock up I said, what’s that, she said, don’t you mean it’s a hold up? No it’s a cock up, I’ve forgotten my gun

 

[swee'pea99]

[edit] and now I've got Champion the Wonderhorse AND Casey Jones as earworms

Casey Jones! A reelin' and a rollin'
Casey Jones! You never have to guess.
When you hear, the tootin' of the whistle
It's Casey at the (something) of the Cannonball Express.

After 50 years

 

[Oldfentiger]

Casey Jones! A reelin' and a rollin'
Casey Jones! You never have to guess.
When you hear, the tootin' of the whistle
It's Casey at the (something) of the Cannonball Express.

After 50 years

Throttle

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Cavalol]

My telly's just blown up.


Wish I could afford a real one.