Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

The patron saint of Penistone is Francis of a CeCe.

 

[Chris S]

How may ears did Mr Spock have?
Three - a left ear, a right ear and a final frontier.

 

[Dave7]

Have an extra Like

I would also 'like' it
If I understood it

 

[Chris S]

I would also 'like' it
If I understood it

It's Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

I would also 'like' it
If I understood it

It's Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

[benb]

My Dad served on one during the war, he talked about it.

My Grandfather sadly died at Auschwitz

Spoiler

He got drunk and fell out of the guardtower he was posted to

 

[Dave7]

It's Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Ahhh.....never saw that. Thanks.

 

[Dayvo]

The patron saint for spineless people is Francis of a Sissy.

 

[Electric_Andy]

Well if everyone's doing it.....

The patron saint of two Spanish people who are both answering in the affirmative is Francis of a sí, sí

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

The patron saint of Italians who have just realised what you're trying to say is St. Francis of "Ah! Si! Si!"

 

[Dayvo]

The patron saint of children's playgrounds is Francis of a Si Saw.

 

[Dayvo]

The patron saint of old sailors' songs is Francis of a Si Shanty.

 

[Threevok]

The patron saint of people not in love is St Francis of 10cc

 

[Threevok]

What do you call a Welshmen selling four sheep ?

Pedwar Pimp

 

[DaveReading]

How may ears did Mr Spock have?
Three - a left ear, a right ear and a final frontier.

I remember being told that one when I was three. In those days it was a wild one.