Smokin Joe
Squire
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
"Can we now stop the pedantry" would be the more correct use of English.
Any good jokes ... ?
- Thread starter cisamcgu
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Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
Should that be "more accurate" rather than "more correct"? I was under the impression that "correct" was binary in that something is correct or it is not?
- Location
- Somewhere wet & hilly in NW England.
A bloke I was talking to the other day was bragging that the temperature of his testicles was -273 degrees Celcius.
Absolute bollocks if you ask me.
Absolute bollocks if you ask me.
But it's all I've got
Just for you:
Heard about that new band called 999 MB? They haven't had a gig yet.
Much better, thank you.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Shattered.
LeetleGreyCells
Un rouleur infatigable
- Location
- Whitehaven Mansions
Fred was walking down the road one day when his friend, Jack, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.
Fred was stunned by his friend's gorgeous new ride and asked, "WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?"
Jack replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"
Fred nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Fred was stunned by his friend's gorgeous new ride and asked, "WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?"
Jack replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"
Fred nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
LeetleGreyCells
Un rouleur infatigable
- Location
- Whitehaven Mansions
Hadn't noticed!
LeetleGreyCells
Un rouleur infatigable
- Location
- Whitehaven Mansions
My Dad always said to work until your bank account looks like a phone number.
Well, I did.
Available balance £9.99.
Well, I did.
Available balance £9.99.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
After much research scientists have discovered that diarrhea is genetic.
They found it in many patients' jeans
They found it in many patients' jeans
LCpl Boiled Egg
Three word soundbite
It's been running in my family for years.
GM
Legendary Member
- Location
- North of the river
