Any good jokes ... ?

[SpokeyDokey]

You're so classless you could be a Marxist utopia.

 

[Archie_tect]

Drago had to be medically discharged from the Army because of recurring blinding headaches... the Army Medical Corps still can't provide effective pain relief for the condition because the Paras eat 'em all.

 

[Cavalol]

It turns out listening to Bohemian Rhapsody didn't cure my insomnia after all, and now I've gone and thrown Nytol away.

 

[benb]

Heard about that new band called 1023 MB? They haven't had any gigs yet.

Keep up, a gigabyte has been standardised as 1,000 MB since at least 2009.
1,024 MiB (mebibyte) = 1 GiB (gibibyte) when binary multipliers are used, but 1GB = 1,000MB

Some RAM manufacturers still use the JEDEC definition, but it has never been used for HDD capacities.

 

[Smokin Joe]

Keep up, a gigabyte has been standardised as 1,000 MB since at least 2009.
1,024 MiB (mebibyte) = 1 GiB (gibibyte) when binary multipliers are used, but 1GB = 1,000MB

Some RAM manufacturers still use the JEDEC definition, but it has never been used for HDD capacities.

Well that's told him...

 

[swee'pea99]

Keep up, a gigabyte has been standardised as 1,000 MB since at least 2009.
1,024 MiB (mebibyte) = 1 GiB (gibibyte) when binary multipliers are used, but 1GB = 1,000MB

Some RAM manufacturers still use the JEDEC definition, but it has never been used for HDD capacities.

I bet you say that to all the girls...

 

[morrisman]

Who am i to suffer from imposter syndrome?

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Keep up, a gigabyte has been standardised as 1,000 MB since at least 2009.
1,024 MiB (mebibyte) = 1 GiB (gibibyte) when binary multipliers are used, but 1GB = 1,000MB

Some RAM manufacturers still use the JEDEC definition, but it has never been used for HDD capacities.

Looks like both terms still find usage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigabyte#Base_10_(decimal)

 

[Lullabelle]

Not a joke but last night I was highly entertained by a women trying to get ketchup out of a glass bottle, couldn't take my eyes off her-she did not have a clue about gravity

 

[Dave7]

You don't mind that one man earns more than all of them put together?

Maybe that one man is good while tbh (imo) they are all cr*p.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Fell into a bowl of muesli this morning. A strong currant pulled me in.

 

[benb]

I bet you say that to all the girls...

Has them going weak at the knees, it does.

 

[benb]

Looks like both terms still find usage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigabyte#Base_10_(decimal)

That very section specifically has the base 2 version with the suffix GiB. That is, a gibibyte, not a gigabyte.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

That very section specifically has the base 2 version with the suffix GiB. That is, a gibibyte, not a gigabyte.

Just for you:

Heard about that new band called 999 MB? They haven't had a gig yet.

 

[Cavalol]

Can we stop with the pedantry now?