Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I've been to the hospital to get a mole checked. Apparently, they all look like that, and I should have just left it in its hole in the garden.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Spartak]

 

[Cavalol]

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I worked with a lad years back who ran into the back of someone in his van, got out and gave the bloke a volley of abuse, even though it wasn't his fault. Three days later he turned up for a job interview, knocked on the door and guess who opened it? He said he just shut it himself and walked away.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

Just met a Korean martial artist who was giving away free chocolate bars.

Can I have a couple, I asked?

No, he replied, but you can Taekwondo.

 

[morrisman]

My doctor just diagnosed me as suffering from xenophobia.
I bet I caught it from one of those bloody foreigners.

 

[Cavalol]

I saw a boat crew earlier, rowing along in a toilet chair and singing 'Easy'.


It was Lionel Richie and the Commode oars.

 

[swee'pea99]

I saw a boat crew earlier, rowing along in a toilet chair and singing 'Easy'.


It was Lionel Richie and the Commode oars.

Wow...every time you think he can go no lower...

 

[roadrash]

@swee'pea99 I am worried he may see that as a challenge...

 

[Cavalol]

@swee'pea99 I am worried he may see that as a challenge...

{Rubs hands}

BRB...

 

[Arjimlad]

Playing the new U2 version of Monopoly called Bono-poly last night.

It's just like the original but the streets have no name !

 

[T4tomo]

Playing the new U2 version of Monopoly called Bono-poly last night.

It's just like the original but the streets have no name !

But the board has an Edge though?

 

[NorthernDave]

Playing the new U2 version of Monopoly called Bono-poly last night.

It's just like the original but the streets have no name !

In the name of love!