Any good jokes ... ?

[Speicher]

Found a nasty leak under my sink this morning!









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Plumbing new depths for your jokes? Can this thread sink even further?

 

[Speicher]

Should we pull the plug on this thread?

 

[Domus]

Plumbing the depths methinks.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges our dinner plates by how much they cost.

It’s an extremely rare dish order.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

I know quite a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.

 

[Smokin Joe]

BAD: Finding a porn video in your son's bedroom.

WORSE: You're in it.

 

[CharlesF]

It helps if you imagine autocorrect as a tiny little elf in your phone who’s trying so hard to be helpful but is in fact quite drunk.

 

[Smokin Joe]

Half way through a date he wonders if he will get lucky.

She already knows.

 

[gaz71]

A girl agreed to go out with me after i gave her a bottle of tonic water.

Schwepped her off her feet.

 

[Cavalol]

Want to visit The Netherlands AND India?

Can't decide between the two?

Then get yourself down to Holland and Bharat.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[betty swollocks]

A French friend of mine never rides horses.

His mum told him never to play with his food.

 

[morrisman]

My time machine broke, so I took it to the time machine repairman.
He just walked up to it, kicked it and said “They sure don’t make them like they will do soon.”