Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I dont think its much lower than all his other jokes

It'd be a pretty difficult, nay impossible challenge.

 

[swee'pea99]

I dont think its much lower than all his other jokes

They're jokes?

 

[swee'pea99]

(Just joking)

 

[Dayvo]

Point of order, it should be "dyb" not "dib"
As in "do your best"
[we'll] "do our best"

I was a Boys' Brigader! None of this dYbbing and dobbing for me.

 

[Cavalol]

They're jokes?

Got feelings you know.


Don't know where they are, mind.

 

[gaz71]

My wife told me that "Sex is better on holiday"

Not the best post card ive ever received.

 

[Cavalol]

I climbed an imaginary mountain - just because it wasn't there.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[rikki]

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There's nothing like doing it in new boots and socks!
So they say.

 

[Cavalol]

A man took his dog to the vet and asked for it's tail to be cut off.
"Why do you want me to do that?" asked the vet. "Well" said the man "The mother in law is coming tomorrow and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."

 

[swee'pea99]

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Brings to mind this doctored banner from a few years back...

 

[Cavalol]

My wife says you must follow through when you threaten children with punishment, but I've crapped myself twice today and they still won't listen.

 

[Cavalol]

I went to a French restaurant on a blind date.

She had frogs legs and chicken breasts, but she had a fantastic personality.

 

[betty swollocks]

Before my surgery, my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

 

[betty swollocks]

I was arrested yesterday for stealing cooking utensils.

But, it was worth the whisk.