Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Played in a cricket match yesterday, in aid of people who suffer with diarrhoea.

We lost by 3 runs.

 

[Cavalol]

I never get up before 9 - which is why I had to give up boxing.

 

[Cavalol]

I thought they said when confronted by a bear the best thing to do is play dad. Came face to face with one in the woods the other day and now it can ride a bike without stabilizers.

 

[rikki]

I thought they said when confronted by a bear the best thing to do is play dad. Came face to face with one in the woods the other day and now it can ride a bike without stabilizers.

Definitely a dad joke.

 

[Threevok]

Several members of the the Free Antivirus party were expelled today, for making anti-symantec comments

 

[Cavalol]

I keep asking what LGBQT stands for, but l never get a straight answer.

 

[Dayvo]

Played in a cricket match yesterday, in aid of people who suffer with diarrhoea.

We lost by 3 runs.

That's the trouble when you make a habit of running one short.

 

[Kempstonian]

The football thread is that way - >

Its ok, they were talking about Liverpoo and the Spuds.

 

[Dave7]

Its ok, they were talking about Liverpoo and the Spuds.

Bitch

 

[ClichéGuevara]

A man is called down to the police station for questioning.
“I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present,” he says.

“You are the lawyer,” the cop replies.

“Yeah, so where’s my present?”

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I have a pen that can write underwater!
It can also write other words too.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Breaking news: statistics shows that female drivers are turning into good drivers
So for the good drivers out there, watch out for female drivers

 

[ClichéGuevara]

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[ClichéGuevara]

Definitely a dad joke.

What do we want?
Race car noises!!

When do we want them?

Neeeeeooooowwwww

 

[wheresthetorch]

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