Any good jokes ... ?

[EltonFrog]

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Far too clever to be funny.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Far too clever to be funny.

Sorry. At least it's not constant.

 

[EltonFrog]

Sorry. At least it's not constant.

Oh dear.

 

[morrisman]

Just had two police officers at my front door.
They asked me, “Are you familiar with the letters HB?”
I said, “No, I’m not.”
“How about LS?”
“No.”
“What about JD?”
I said, “Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?”
They said, “No, these are just initial enquires.”

 

[EltonFrog]

Just had two police officers at my front door.
They asked me, “Are you familiar with the letters HB?”
I said, “No, I’m not.”
“How about LS?”
“No.”
“What about JD?”
I said, “Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?”
They said, “No, these are just initial enquires.”

FFS!

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Markymark]

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I think we can pack up the internet for the day after that one.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[betty swollocks]

I think we can pack up the internet for the day after that one.

Nooooo. I'm on a roll now: fully turbot-charged.

 

[Markymark]

Nooooo. I'm on a roll now: fully turbot-charged.

Should have heeded my post!

 

[raleighnut]

Nooooo. I'm on a roll now: fully turbot-charged.

There's a plaice for people like you.

 

[Salty seadog]

pollocks to fish puns.

 

[raleighnut]

pollocks to fish puns.

Yep they're a load of carp.

 

[betty swollocks]

pollocks to fish puns.

Don't be shellfish, share them around, if you know what's cod for you.

 

[betty swollocks]

Queen Victoria put on a lot of weight in old age. This led to someone saying the queen was as wide as a small street, to which she replied,
"We are not a mews."