Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

Elvis Costello has just got a job as a security guard at a biscuit factory.


He is watching the digestives.

Another one that is so bad that it made me smile.
I will post that to my Bro.....I can already hear him groan.

 

[Arjimlad]

Elvis Costello has just got a job as a security guard at a biscuit factory.


He is watching the digestives.

Very good !

I suppose

Every day he has to write (in) a book and occasionally Accidents will Happen

 

[raleighnut]

Elvis Costello has just got a job as a security guard at a biscuit factory.


He is watching the digestives.

He's got support though, the Bath Olivers army

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Elvis Costello has just got a job as a security guard at a biscuit factory.


He is watching the digestives.

It's a lonely job so if you see him, don't start the talking, he could talk all night.

 

[Cavalol]

Bet he won't want to go to the Chelsea bun line though.

 

[Cavalol]

Wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of prison, but apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.

 

[colly]

What a lovely day.

Makes me feel like standing on a chair, getting my hair caught in the ceiling fan and going for a spin.

 

[further]

What a lovely day.

Makes me feel like standing on a chair, getting my hair caught in the ceiling fan and going for a spin.

Ken Dodd ?

 

[Cavalol]

My gypsy moth model airplane crashed into a lighthouse last night.

 

[Cavalol]

My wife has left me because I won't eat dried grapes. I think she's being unraisinable.

 

[colly]

Ken Dodd ?

Probably. Sounds about his style.

 

[Cavalol]

My wife won't stop going on at me for spending £30 on a fake Rolex.

Really, she hasn't stopped nagging me since 3:84 o'clock.

 

[Cavalol]

Is someone who steals the applause a claptomaniac?

 

[rikki]

 

[raleighnut]

Is someone who steals the applause a claptomaniac?

Only if they're a guitarist called Eric