Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

How much to hire a church singing group?
You mean a choir?
Fine, how much to acquire a church singing group?

 

[Cavalol]

Met a bloke from Australia who works in IT. I asked 'Do you come from a LAN down under?'

 

[Cavalol]

Some people say it's wrong to fill farm animals with helium, but I say 'whatever floats your goat'.

 

[Cavalol]

Who wants a job in the Scrabble factory?

I know the manager.

I'll put a good word in for you.

 

[Dave7]

I just said "No comment" all the way through the police interview.

I didn't get the job.

 

[Cavalol]

I just said "No comment" all the way through the police interview.

I didn't get the job.

If we had a joke of the month, that would surely win it.

 

[morrisman]

Once I persuaded my little brother to swallow a torch.

It was worth it just to see his little face light up.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I don't like these fancy new soup tureens. You could say I have irritable bowl syndrome.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[morrisman]

"I'm going to stop using shops that gender kids' beds"
"Like a boycott?"
"Don't you start"

 

[morrisman]

From Gyles Brandreth
The Prince of Wales has invented an edible raincoat for indigestion sufferers. You just break off a piece and swallow it as you walk along. It's a Charles Rennie Mackintosh.

 

[Cavalol]

Despite so many people trying to put me off, I am attempting to get into the Guinness Book of Records by counting backwards from one million.

Try and put me off if you like.

I will stop at nothing.

 

[Maverick Goose]

One of the ladies at work commenting on a Banoffee Pie:" It's all cream and no banana".

 

[Arjimlad]

 

[Cavalol]

Elvis Costello has just got a job as a security guard at a biscuit factory.


He is watching the digestives.