Any good jokes ... ?

[morrisman]

I'm in a state of shock, I've just seen Suggs at a Rock Against Racism gig - It's madness gone politically correct!!

 

[PeteXXX]

A Jacob Rees-Mogg joke..

Quid autem aliud est Christi post prandium Brexit?

Non Bruxellis.

 

[PeteXXX]

Ego deprecarentur.The JRM iocus confringetur quod videtur habere filum iocus...

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Ego deprecarentur.The JRM iocus confringetur quod videtur habere filum iocus...

Romans go home?

 

[roadrash]

oh go on then...romans go home it is...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjOfQfxmTLQ

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

What do you call a woman who can keep a secret?



Chantelle

 

[Dave7]

A reminder from Dianne Abbott.
The clocks go sideways on March 32nd.

 

[srw]

A Jacob Rees-Mogg joke..

Quid autem aliud est Christi post prandium Brexit?

Non Bruxellis.

Ego deprecarentur.The JRM iocus confringetur quod videtur habere filum iocus...

Top tip. Google translate isn't very good. The Latin module is really bad.

 

[Markymark]

Top tip. Google translate isn't very good. The Latin module is really bad.

Tell me about it. I tried to put in a joke about iPhones and it didn't have a clue.

 

[PeteXXX]

Top tip. Google translate isn't very good. The Latin module is really bad.

I know... I back-translated it

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Tell me about it. I tried to put in a joke about iPhones and it didn't have a clue.

Unsurprisingly, Apple have an app for that. The iClaudius

 

[colly]

I asked the man from the council, "Do you dig roads?"

He said, "It's alright, but Corfu's better."

 

[Fnaar]

Unsurprisingly, Apple have an app for that. The iClaudius

 

[srw]

Tell me about it. I tried to put in a joke about iPhones and it didn't have a clue.

Quid nominas virem qui iTelephoniolum portat?
Mali amator.


(What do you call a man who carries an iPhone? An apple lover or a lover of something bad. Yes I know, it's a terrible joke, and it's even worse when yhou have to try and translate a convenient pun that works in Latin into English. But it's about as good as most jokes in Latin)

And if you don't believe that there's a Latin word for a mobile: https://latinlexicon.org/definition.php?p1=4002161

 

[Markymark]

Quid nominas virem qui iTelephoniolum portat?
Mali amator.


(What do you call a man who carries an iPhone? An apple lover or a lover of something bad. Yes I know, it's a terrible joke, and it's even worse when yhou have to try and translate a convenient pun that works in Latin into English. But it's about as good as most jokes in Latin)

And if you don't believe that there's a Latin word for a mobile: https://latinlexicon.org/definition.php?p1=4002161

You may take the afternoon off after the work undertaken for that post.