Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Dyeing to know the answer

 

[PeteXXX]

I didn't understand that joke at first, so had to mullet over.

 

[swee'pea99]

Another crop of rotten puns...

 

[JtB]

Not a great fan of Fringe Jokes.

 

[Leaway2]

Another crop of rotten puns...

Don't worry they are not permanent.

 

[betty swollocks]

I completely missed the live TV broadcast of the International Hairdressing competition last night. Does anyone know if they're showing the highlights?

Looks like I'm not the no.1 to appreciate your razor-sharp wit.

 

[PeteXXX]

Someone'll be off with a strop soon..

 

[swee'pea99]

Won't somebody shave us from these terrible puns?

 

[Smokin Joe]

Any more of these puns could lead us to a parting of the ways.

 

[Andy_R]

You're all within a whisker of me complaining to the mods

 

[roadrash]

These puns are head and shoulders above the normal jokes , im going to throw in the towel.

 

[Smokin Joe]

A lot of these are just balderdash.

 

[PeteXXX]

You're all within a whisker of me complaining to the mods

They'll soon snip out the dodgy jokes..

 

[Cavalol]

I just don’t understand the modus operandi of people who use Latin for no reason.

 

[Cavalol]

This morning, I've eaten a Yorkie.

That's the last time I'll get invited to Crufts.