Any good jokes ... ?

[Lullabelle]

 

[Lullabelle]

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What an expression!

What a sweetie

 

[PaulB]

I hate Queen so much I broke two of their records but now I want to break three.

 

[Cavalol]

That's it, I'm giving up astronomy and being polite. No more Mr Nightsky.

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[rikki]

 

[Dave7]

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Third time I have come back to this one but it has finally clicked

 

[Cavalol]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

A patient is recovering from an operation and still groggy.
The doctor comes in and says "Not sure whats wrong with you but it could be the drinking."
Patient replies "Can I get an opinion from a doctor who is sober then?"

 

[Cavalol]

 

[PaulB]

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Urinated myself laughing at this. Well, you can't write 'pissed' can you? Oh, you can?

 

[EltonFrog]

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Nope . Don’t get it. No offence these aren’t jokes they’re memes.

 

[PaulB]

I completely missed the live TV broadcast of the International Hairdressing competition last night. Does anyone know if they're showing the highlights?

 

[Oldbloke]

I completely missed the live TV broadcast of the International Hairdressing competition last night. Does anyone know if they're showing the highlights?

No, it didn't make the cut.

 

[raleighnut]

Washed out?