Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

Th irst rule f orman Collier lub s...

One has to be of a certain age to get that.

 

[Cavalol]

One has to be of a certain age to get that.

Oh, definitely. Obviously not me, I asked my grandad to explain it

 

[Dayvo]

 

[AndyRM]

 

[Cavalol]

Yoko Ono has a brother called Fifty Pounds.

 

[PaulB]

I was on Mastermind last night and for my specialist subject, I chose the Beatles but didn't get one question right. I should have known better.

 

[Leaway2]

I was on Mastermind last night and for my specialist subject, I chose the Beatles but didn't get one question right. I should have known better.

I did the same with my Jim Diamond questions.

 

[EltonFrog]

I was on Mastermind last night and for my specialist subject, I chose the Beatles but didn't get one question right. I should have known better.

Must’ve been a hard days night.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

I was on Mastermind last night and for my specialist subject, I chose the Beatles but didn't get one question right. I should have known better.

I would apologise for the poor performance on my specialist subject, Elton John, but sorry seems to be the hardest word.

 

[EltonFrog]

I would apologise for the poor performance on my specialist subject, Elton John, but sorry seems to be the hardest word.

You’re still standing though.

 

[raleighnut]

You’re still standing though.

Barely, he's like a candle in the wind.

 

[roadrash]

its just a "sacrifice" he will have to make, you could say "that's why they call it the blues"

 

[Cavalol]

Saw a chap today who had 5 penises.

On the plus side, his trousers fitted like a glove.

 

[colly]

I was on Mastermind last night and for my specialist subject, I chose the Beatles but didn't get one question right. I should have known better.

You obviously needed Help.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

The chip shop I go to still wrap up meals in newspaper. Yesterday I got a plaice in the Sun.