Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

 

[Domus]

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two.

 

[Nibor]

 

[Maverick Goose]

How many Brexiteers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well we're not actually sure if we are going to change it

 

[raleighnut]

How many Brexiteers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well we're not actually sure if we are going to change it

We certainly said "It wouldn't be brighter than the old one"

 

[Threevok]

Customer : "Are those currant buns?"

Baker: "No, they've been super-seeded"

 

[ClichéGuevara]

During my check up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?"

He replied, "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus right now." I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."

He replied, "Neither do I, but my thermometer just broke."

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.

 

[Cavalol]

A man with no arms just cycled past me.



I don't know his name, but his face rang a bell.

 

[Dayvo]

Hope this is OK.

 

[raleighnut]

Hope this is OK.

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And we thought 'Ronnie' was bad.

 

[raleighnut]

View: https://youtu.be/UQpTnUAgA5E

 

[Cavalol]

Th irst rule f orman Collier lub s...

 

[Cavalol]

I keep my protein powder separate from my fabric conditioner - it's whey outside my Comfort zone

 

[PaulB]

We had an argument last night when I kicked some dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator. But we got over it, it's all water under the fridge.