Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

Let's dance!


View: https://www.facebook.com/ReportingScotland/videos/2216242498400184/?t=0

 

[User6179]

Carving a boob from a tree would be pretty cool.
Wooden tit.

 

[morrisman]

The creator of the USB flash drive died today.
His coffin was lowered, lifted out again, flipped over, and then lowered again.

 

[Arjimlad]

Especially interesting reviews on these sugar-free sweets...

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR...St7kIR45RhnAC06b_jSFn9t0X-maSxLxJB0bm05tk13K0

 

[morrisman]

Just bought some guns from a guy who called himself “T-Rex”
He said he was a small arms dealer.

 

[PaulB]

 

[EltonFrog]

The creator of the USB flash drive died today.
His coffin was lowered, lifted out again, flipped over, and then lowered again.

The inventor of the USB stick has sadly died. They buried him, dug him up, turned him over and buried him again.

2014 called, they want their joke back.

 

[PaulB]

Treated the wife yesterday. I took her out for tea and biscuits. She wasn't happy about giving blood though.

 

[EltonFrog]

Treated the wife yesterday. I took her out for tea and biscuits. She wasn't happy about giving blood though.

LOLZ

 

[glasgowcyclist]

I got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times.
Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.

 

[Smokin Joe]

My new neighbour was boasting about his dog yesterday -

"He can undo nuts and bolts with his teeth", he told me.

I asked, "What breed is he?"

The neighbour replied, "He's an Adjustable Spaniel".

 

[EltonFrog]

My new neighbour was boasting about his dog yesterday -

"He can undo nuts and bolts with his teeth", he told me.

I asked, "What breed is he?"

The neighbour replied, "He's an Adjustable Spaniel".

That’s a shihtzu joke

 

[mrandmrspoves]

That’s a shihtzu joke

No - that was the joke about the animal park that only had one animal.....a pet dog.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

'Lucy in the sky with diamonds'

John Lennon - great musician, rubbish at Cluedo.

 

[ClichéGuevara]