Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

New Year resolution going well, no chocolate. Not even thinking about it. Not even in my vocadbury.

 

[Cavalol]

After years of looking I finally found a deaf sheepdog.


They're hard to come by.

 

[Threevok]

After years of looking I finally found a deaf sheepdog.


They're hard to come by.

 

[Cavalol]

I was attacked by a flock of sheep earlier. Fortunately, I was only grazed.

 

[EltonFrog]

I was attacked by a flock of sheep earlier. Fortunately, I was only grazed.

You should be lambasted for that awful gag.

 

[Leaway2]

You should be lambasted for that awful gag.

I think you mean Baa'd gag. Yes he should be looking sheepish.

 

[PaulB]

I had my first cage fight last night.

Budgie didn't know what hit him.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

I tried it in a Scottish accent.


Edit: AHHHH. I geddit.

Edit: All that work for so little reward.

I'm fluent in Scottish and I still don't get it.

 

[Cavalol]

I think you mean Baa'd gag. Yes he should be looking sheepish.

Ewe would say that.

 

[Leaway2]

Ewe would say that.

There is no pulling the wool over your eyes.

 

[Chris S]

I'm fluent in Scottish and I still don't get it.

Uncle Dave "look at the coc' on 'ut dug".

 

[Cavalol]

There is no pulling the wool over your eyes.

Knit wit.

 

[roadrash]

You should be lambasted for that awful gag.

Any more like that and he will get the chop

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[Levo-Lon]

After extensive scientific research into animals understanding of human languages.
They discovered the humble Crow has mastered the human language better than any other species..
Particularly English language.


They tend to feed on road sides and while one feeds the other shouts Car Car